The Nanny Diaries

Wanted:

One young woman to take care of four-year-old boy.

Must be cheerful, enthusiastic and selfless-bordering on masochistic

Must relish sixteen-hour shifts with a deliberately nap-deprived pre-schooler

Must love getting thrown up on, literally and figuratively, by everyone in his family

Must enjoy the delicious anticipation of ridiculously erratic pay

Mostly, must love being treated like fungus found growing out of employers Hermes bag.

Those who…