The Bad Beginning: Book the First (Rare Edition Enhanced) (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Dear Reader,

"Rare" is a word which can mean either "not burnt to a crisp, and likely to make you ill" or "slightly harder to find." I'm sad to say that this rare and wretchedly enhanced edition of The Bad Beginning fits both of these definitions. In this alleged electronic book, you will find the following:

1. A woeful story entitled The Bad Beginning
2. An entire chapter of author's notes, which are arguably even more woeful than the tale itself a…