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Pardon My Hearse: A Colorful Portrait of Where the Funeral and Entertainment Industries Met in Hollywood

By Allan Abbott, Greg Abbott
Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
Unabridged — 10 hours, 56 minutes
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By Allan Abbott, Greg Abbott
Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
Unabridged — 10 hours, 56 minutes
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Allan Abbott ran the leading hearse, mortuary, and funeral services company in Hollywood and saw up close how celebrities really live and die. The Forrest Gump of the funeral industry, Abbott was everywhere celebrities died, from helping to prepare Marilyn Monroe's body for burial to standing next to Christopher Walken at Natalie Wood's funeral.

This book tells the rags-to-shroud story of how a young man with a hearse became the funeral driver to the stars-a rollicking, unexpectedly hilar…