Santa, Baby (Rock Stars in Disguise: Peyton)

Peyton Cabot hates his life: being a rock star, performing for screaming crowds, being interviewed for magazines' hottest musician of the year articles, winning awards, and banking loads of money.

Yeah, it sucks to be him.

After every show, Peyton tags along to supper with one of the couples in the band, a pathetic third wheel. Sometimes he goes down to the hotel bar to try to hook up with a woman who is traveling for business, usually to strike out because they're not looking to hang ou…