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Don't Bang Denmark: How To Sleep With Danish Women In Denmark (If You Must)

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Don't Bang Denmark is a hater travel guide that reluctantly teaches you how to sleep with Danish women while in Denmark. It also offers a cultural dissection of Danish people and their unsatisfying culture.

Here's what you'll find inside...

-What to expect from a trip to Denmark
-The downsides of providing all Danish citizens with cradle-to-grave services
-Why Jante Law, a set of cultural rules engrained in every Dane, is the biggest cockblocker in the world
-How to save …