Hockey Quotes

The greatest, funniest and most memorable phrases in hockey history:
• ''I get paid for the practices. I'd play the games for nothing.'' Tim Horton, former Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman
• ''When we've got the puck, they can't score.'' Paul Coffey, former Edmonton Oilers forward
• ''We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.'' Brad Park, former Detroit Red Wings defenseman
• ''Hockey players can walk on water.'' Unknown
• ''How wou…